Masters of Restoration can provide free healing if they are feeling generous, but will likely refuse to cure your Tunnel Cough unless you finally agree to stop licking doorknobs.

Joke and fake loading screens and screenshots from The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, run by @ChrisOfTheDead.
General links and the actual Oblivion mod made from these jokes in my Carrd page:
Masters of Restoration can provide free healing if they are feeling generous, but will likely refuse to cure your Tunnel Cough unless you finally agree to stop licking doorknobs.
This is the 200th Oblivion Loading Screen! I know this game is complex, but there can't be that much more you can learn from these... Right?
This is the last time I pay for a sword made entirely of ants. Stupid ant-sword just ate my spare horse, and I was saving that!
Meridia is the Daedric Prince of life and despises the undead. She also despises those leggings and firmly believes you can pull off studded leather pants and a fishnet top.